My Hertz UK Vauxhall Minerva Hertz rental car. Biggest bit of crap I have ever driven.

My Vauxhall Minerva Hertz UK rental car in Jackie's backyard: Most useless piece of CRAP I have driven since our 1965 Morris 1100. Underpowered, no torque. Needs to rev in 1st just to get over the gravel of cousin's driveway and a 500m run up plus shiftdown into second gear to overtake a car at 50 mph. The rear doors inexplicably open backwards, tiny boot, can't disengage the handbrake without taking foot off accellerator or clutch. Appalling!