Sunday lunch in London today with cousins who attended Royal Wedding

Should be good source of goss about Tweedledee and Tweedledee Tart Princesses, Elton John throwing hissy fit about his seats, Labour Party complaining to the BBC about not enough coverage of Milliband, Pippa being the real star of the show & the Old Etonian boyfriend in the background...


Not, of course that I am the slightest tiniest bit interested in all that Royal stuff... (I can't wait!)


Maybe I won't show them our Twitter List of "20 Things I'd rather do than Watch the Royal Wedding" (incl 'Eating my Own Hair') - at least not over the Sunday roast and Yorkshire pud.